wwiao:
have you ever been reading a book and youre like half way down the page when you realize you havent really been reading your eyes have just been scanning over the words aimlessly you know
bertmccrackalaken:
OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID “TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT’S DISGUSTING” AND I SAID “TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU’RE DISGUSTING” AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING
unduplicated:
tryingtolosemyfupa:
poesdaughter:
pastelmorgue:
IT’S BACK
OMFG
I will love this forever!!!
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
AMAZING.
poopflow:
Why buy an Xbox one for $499 when you could buy approximately 499 tacos
of-mice-and-ben-bruce:
neverloseyourflames:
ankhorz:
Bring Me The Horizon | Hospital For Souls
i made a thing
You made a very good thing!
right on, super lady: don't let a poet fall in love with you
destroyingpoetry:
you’d be better with a dancer or a painter or
hopefully not an artist at all someone who wants to go into teaching
or finance, better, because they’d have a steady income if you wanted
to do the starving artist thing.
poets are almost always big huge fat…
landofpaintandpaper:
greenfeldspar:
asktrickstertrolls:
pugsies:
PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.
Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on
driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the
rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in
about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with
enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.
Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the
gutter, etc.
Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little
water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!!
No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.
Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed
of this.
Snopes confirms.
What, are these kids budding sociopaths or something?
Oh my god. You can’t be serious.
terezidactyl:
shubbabang:
I don’t let myself play staring contests anymore
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
