adriana, but you can call me ana.
"unless it comes out of your soul like a rocket, unless being still would drive you to madness or suicide or murder, don't do it.


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ojiisanholic:

facingthewaves:

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

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theviscountconsett:

connorkawaii:

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

‘Times are bad. Children don’t listen to their parents and everyone is
writing a book.’
  - attributed to Cicero, 106-43 BC


ladisp:

You’re not a grunt, Dean. You’re a genius — when it comes to lore, to — you’re the best damn hunter I have ever seen. Better than me, better than dad.


Me: wtf is this band, wtf is going on, im done, that's it

*sees video of Louis singing the chorus of No Control"

Me: THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF HES SO LOVELY I LOVE HIM I LOVE ALL OF THEM


cherimarshall:

Stop asking about college! Stop asking about jobs and my career! Stop asking about my future! I DON’T KNOW OKAY I DON’T KNOW!


carpaydiem:

boss: why are you 3 hours late??

me: time is but a human construct. i am not late ,, because time technically does not exist in this realm .

boss: that’s beautiful. you’re fired






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